Tag Archives: humor

Popeye:D

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What are you staring at?
I am innocent you see
Toys are meant to play
And they doesn’t stay long
I must say.
Maa
When will I get my new toy?
Don’t be coy
I will not destroy
I wanna become Popeye:D

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Snores on the BUS

I travel a lot and every time I board a bus I hold my heart in my hands.Yes,you heard it right.Bus journey with a bunch of SNORERS is a real pain in the ass.:(

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VL 138
Seat no 28
I propped up
On the seat
Slowly a sound beat
Is there a lion
Aboard
I feared.
As the bus moved
My eyes closed
Lions roared.
Soft whistles
Like cooker whistle.
A hiss
Killed my bliss
Sudden snort
Fear I not.
Is this a
Jungle buzz
Or a Travel Bus?

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I think i should give an idea to Sneha Khanwalkar(MTV Sound Trippin). She might record the sounds someday and make an amazing audio out of it;)

Bhajrangi Is Selfless.Are we? -MOVIE REVIEW

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A girl goes mute
In neighbouring country
To unmute
Makes an entry
Into our country
Mom falls into deep sleep
Girl gets down from the train
To play with baba baba black sheep
Here comes our bhaijaan
And meets this mute girl
Unable to decode
Where she belongs to
Takes along with him
Finally gets to know
She’s from Pakistan
So,decides to
Find her parents back home
Pavan like pavan
Enters into that little girls heaven
Chand nawab
Shines like a chand
Behaves like a nawab
And finally finds Jawab
Girl reaches home
Bhaijaan reaches the border
Girl gets her voice
Calls MAMA
No more comma
The end

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Harshali Malhotra,the cute tiny tot will touch your heart with her innocent perfomance.